Weed

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Weed (or cannabis) was invented simultaneously by every religion's god at least 100 years ago in 1969 on the planet Mexico and legalized Last Thursday in 1982 when Hitler lost the cold war.Some people say that God made it. Others will disagree and say that Satan did, but everybody knows that actually it was invented in Colombia, because every single Colombian is an expert on the manufacture of every illegal drug. Afghanistan is now in friendly competition with Colombia, producing 90% of the world's opium and a large percentage of the world's weed. Statistics say that 85% of people die the first time using it, but 100% of survivors report having an all-round more kickass life.

Prior to the 1960s, cannabis use was mainly confined to Jesus and the guy who wrote Lord of the Rings. This all changed when Jerry Garcia invented the dirty hippy by forgetting to take a shower one day, thus increasing cannabis consumption dramatically across the US. However, it was still difficult to acquire at this time because The Beatles and The Dead were using most of it to help them write songs about walruses and glass onions. Thankfully, The Beatles broke up in 1970, allowing the rest of the world to enjoy it as well. Soon, it was cheap enough that even black people could afford it. So they started filling empty cigars with doodoo weed and called it blunts or "coon doobie".

Today, it is used by a wide variety of people, except rednecks (who prefer cheap beer, meth and dick sucking), Heath Ledger (who is dead), and old people (who are already way stoned on prescription meds). Because of the simultaneous existence of Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Bill Clinton, many feared a shortage would arise, but thankfully Mexico stepped up to the plate last Thursday and increased production of 13 year old boys, who are known to grow weed in their closets (so their parents don't find out).

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Are you into weed?

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The page is called sensi seeds here is the link: http://sensiseeds.com/

is pretty good page, and has lot of stuff to see (FAQ, forum, images and other stuff)
and is not some kynda undergorund page or something like that, its legal bitch.

check it, i will post more link like this in some other time.

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well this is just a test, i like doing test cuz i know if the stuff is going good or down you know?

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